Hey, those prices aren’t bad!
Most of us, when we hear the word “genocide,” think of things like gas chambers, mass killings, ethnic cleansing.
But for the white supremacists of the world, “genocide” has a somewhat, well, broader meaning, encompassing anything and anything that might possibly, in any way, put even the slightest dent in the efficient production of white babies.
A white person marrying a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide! A white person living in the same neighborhood as a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide! A white person living in the same country as a not-so-white person? #WhiteGenocide!
As far as I can tell, practically the only thing that white supremacists don’t consider genocide is the actual Holocaust.
The latest thing that is #WhiteGenocide?
Ads for sweatpants.
No, really. Some of Twitter’s white supremacists have noticed a new promotion for Hanes, the underwear, t-shirt and sweatpants giant, that – gasp! – features INTERRACIAL COUPLES!
Cue racist heads exploding.
The prices look pretty good. I might have to buy myself a hoodie. AND DESTROY THE WHITE RACE.
