Trump: The only thing creepier than clowns
Ok, I may have oversold this a teensy bit. I didn’t look through all ten billion Trump fan Tweets from last night. I looked through as many as I could before I started to seriously despair for the future of humanity.
Let’s start with a Trumpified 300 meme. If you haven’t seen a lot of 300 memes lately, that may be because the movie is nearly ten years old. But, what the heck, stick a trump head in it and it’s as fresh as today’s headlines!
TRUMP MUST WIN OR WE ALL DIE pic.twitter.com/Wd55lrdjGD
— Diane Mary Booth (@DianeMBooth) March 15, 2016
Now this might be sort of funny if Diane here were kidding about this. What makes this creepy is that she’s not kidding at all. Nope.
Oh, and she’s also a white supremacist.
DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM TOO. VOTE TRUMP OR YOUR GENE POOL DIES! IT IS LIFE OR DEATH! pic.twitter.com/7b1jOd9Eja
— Diane Mary Booth (@DianeMBooth) March 15, 2016
But, hey, not all of the Trump tweets I found last night were so blatantly racist. Some were slightly less blatantly racist.
The choice is clear who wants to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain pic.twitter.com/TOFoLoHQ58
— Dr. White (@RealDoctorWhite) March 16, 2016
Let’s stick with this whole “racism” theme we’ve got going here. Whoever’s responsible for the next pair of memes apparently thinks that the way to win whites over to Trumpism is by posting lots and lots of pictures of pretty white ladies, possibly in swimsuits, with a tasteful overlay of histrionic racist slogans.
I can’t decide which of the following slogans I like best. And by “like” I mean “throw up in my mouth a little after seeing.”
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Trump2016 #MakeAmericaWhiteAgain #YUGE pic.twitter.com/9u5Hbkja0X
— TWG 2016 (@2016twg) March 16, 2016
#YUGE #WhiteGenocide #Trump #MO pic.twitter.com/ZeUGomWsS5
— TWG Force One (@twgforceone) March 16, 2016
Well, that’s enough racism for now.
This next one is more puzzling than creepy, but it wins extra points for including the #GamerGate tag.
IVANKA TRUMP IS #GAMERGATE pic.twitter.com/fpXzLK2ImH
— heals4food (@HJovey) March 16, 2016
Ok, back to racism again, with a meme incorporating actual Nazi propaganda from World War II.
Celebrating with Townes, Cash, Willie, Waylon, and single malt scotch. #MAGA pic.twitter.com/6PEeZD6IeV
— Anglo von Trapp (@88_Odalist) March 16, 2016
No Nazi propaganda in this next one. It’s just … weird.
POOR @megynkelly TONIGHT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY TOUGH FOR HER. #PrimaryDay #TrumpTrain #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain pic.twitter.com/QqzZuJDjZx
— Trump Fans (@trumpfansmemes) March 16, 2016
This next one is creepy because EYES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT.
Thank you Missouri…together we will #MAGA #TRUMP #AlwaysTrump #ForeverTrump pic.twitter.com/j1ffgYijbL
— USA Christian (@MargaretMcgui16) March 16, 2016
Speaking of creepy eyes:
The God-Emperor can't be stopped #PrimaryDay #Trump2016 #CantStumpTrump #MAGA pic.twitter.com/WMUVrvEQzP
— DerNomade (@DerNormade) March 16, 2016
On Friday Chicago took Trump's podium, tonight he took their state.#MAGA #PrimaryDay #TrumpTrain #Trump2016 pic.twitter.com/gnF1F44D0O
— RothbardianBarbarian (@rothbarbarian) March 16, 2016
And we’re back to the racism again.
@DOTRTurner2 #MAGA pic.twitter.com/ArE7K3RI9n
— skooks (@le_skooks) March 16, 2016
If you look in the corner there you’ll see that not only did someone draw an actual cartoon of Trump using a giant slingshot to send babies flying “back to Mexico,” but they proudly signed their name to it afterwards (or at least their initials).
If you can make head or tail of this next one, let me know:
#TrumpTrain
#TedCruzLieshttps://t.co/oU4GE4biWa <^CLICK!@ArRuple @rgenci57 @InfidelMarine #Conspiracy pic.twitter.com/aY7TvtkOME
— Joxua Luxor (@JoxuaLuxor) March 16, 2016
This next one might well be the creepiest of the bunch. Brace yourself.
wow. Joel has a large base in Texas. @Demsvote4Trump #Trump2016 #AlwaysTrump pic.twitter.com/IJk3St8ZMi
— NightEagle2016 (@NightEagleAngel) March 16, 2016
I’m not sure if those two are cyborgs or lizard people. Whatever they are, they clearly aren’t human.
And, oh, I lied. That wasn’t the creepiest tweet. This was:
. @HillaryClinton Daddy is going to beat you.
— Milo Yiannopoulos ✘ (@Nero) March 16, 2016
That’s a whole lot of ickiness h’s managed to fit into only 42 characters.