That is a lot of tweeting.
So have you been following this whole #HowToSpotAFeminist thing on the Tweeter? The hashtag was started a couple of days ago by some right-wing radio dudes as an excuse to say mean things about feminism. By yesterday it had turned into a monster, with some feminists jumping in to try to combat the forces of darkness; as I write this at 7:28 AM Wednesday it’s still going strong.
Happily, the hashtag is proving to be very educational. So I would like to share with you The top 10 shocking “truths” about feminism I’ve learned from #HowToSpotAFeminist. You may want to take notes, as some of them are truly shocking indeed.
1) Feminists are fat and ugly with stinky, hairy armpits and no one likes them
Oh, wait, I think that last one is a ringer.
2) Feminists have smelly vaginas that may contain sand, cobwebs
3) These ugly, fat, hairy, feminists with stinky armpits and cobweb-filled vaginas sometimes resort to ad hominem instead of serious man logic
4) Feminists are Jews, or they’re controlled by Jews, or, I dunno, something to do with Jews
5) Feminists don’t know what “real feminism” is, and need to have some doofus on the internet who refers to women as “cumsluts” explain it to them
6) Feminists think they are equal to men, even though they sometimes need to have things repaired
7) Feminists for some weird reason think that rape is bad even though they’re so ugly no one would even want to rape them
8) Feminists aren’t real women, possibly because they don’t like Hitler enough
9) They have kept alive by men for all of human life and still are with male taxes.In 40years of feminism only assault men
10) Whatever the hell is going on here
