This is the “beauty” Trump wants to save
By David Futrelle
So it’s been a busy week, and I haven’t done one of these for a few days. Let’s play catch-up. I’m going a bit heavy on the joke tweets and cute animals today because otherwise I think I’d have to curl up in a ball on the floor.
please call your congressional rep and tell them not to remove this beautiful statue of confederate president jefferson davis pic.twitter.com/sYjr0GkbxP
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 17, 2017
America's only good statues pic.twitter.com/BFAoTkpoAu
— slackbot (@pareene) August 17, 2017
30 minutes into Confederacy and chill and he gives you this look
pic.twitter.com/FFgrdBzifC— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) August 17, 2017
Here's what Paraguayans did with a statue of dictator Alfredo Stroessner (1954-89). It's an interesting compromise. pic.twitter.com/gEtUPLseDz
— Laurence Blair (@LABlair1492) August 16, 2017
Spectacular photo of our side in Charlottesville, the only side for love and equality for all. pic.twitter.com/RvTVLYKB1y
— Anne Frank Center (@AnneFrankCenter) August 18, 2017
Villains and hatemongers will always lose! pic.twitter.com/u73L0R2Y5k
— Todd Franklin (@NeatoCoolville) August 16, 2017
My god. These are the people Trump is defending. https://t.co/TNbkrOs5CU pic.twitter.com/MRErSsLsbV
— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) August 16, 2017
Presidency. pic.twitter.com/P6ZID9zVys
— Pedro da Costa (@pdacosta) August 16, 2017
I still can't get over @TuckerCarlson thinking "ok how do I defend Trump" and deciding the best tactic was arguing slavery wasn't all bad. pic.twitter.com/ekM81eoECy
— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) August 16, 2017
In case you didn't know guinea pigs could jump… you do now!
pic.twitter.com/QPo3BY1wBO
— Featured Creature (@ftcreature) August 17, 2017
Kind of wondering what is going on in this house right now pic.twitter.com/KlqHCHt8Fr
— Chris Arnade (@Chris_arnade) August 16, 2017
Here's what @realDonaldTrump was really trying to say at his recent press conference. pic.twitter.com/MpnOo2yinU
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) August 17, 2017
I am a:
⚪️ Man
Woman
Looking for:
⚪️ Men
⚪️ Womena new president
— lourdes (@gossipgriII) August 16, 2017
WomanHeadline: Juggalo March set to clash with Alt-right rally.
Me: pic.twitter.com/HbRbElyvYK
— Polly Unsatüratedfat (@NickSeam) August 17, 2017
2011 me: magnets: how do they work!? lol.
2017 me: our juggalo comrades are a strong & necessary flank in the fight against fascism— dana bill (@danacbell) August 17, 2017
Tucker Carlson had a great show tonight pic.twitter.com/0LuOs4IuWV
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) August 17, 2017
The only wrestling I like to watch pic.twitter.com/ytQzzVjXFD
— Dog and Kitty (@dognkitty) August 17, 2017
Now when you ask people how their day is going you gotta be like "well I mean other than everything"
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) August 16, 2017
Amazing @jdawsey1 + @nancook graph on what triggers Trump's anger. https://t.co/WGzfimDM44 pic.twitter.com/kuRj021css
— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) August 17, 2017
There's a real possibility this does all end with Trump shooting somebody on Fifth Avenue.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 16, 2017
Maybe it would be more believable if GOP didn't speak out against racism the same day the got caught racially gerrymandering in Texas?
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 16, 2017
Just in case you mistakenly think that we're up against anyone with any moral standards or conscience. pic.twitter.com/wpUCUTywSg
— elf
(@veneficaultrix) August 16, 2017
(@veneficaultrix) The Martin Shkreli's jury selection transcript is *kisses fingers* https://t.co/7Sd6WYDpZ6 pic.twitter.com/2omAt3TXiA
— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) August 16, 2017
DOG HUGS HIS TOYS pic.twitter.com/ckr4y2AxHT
— darth:™ (@darth) August 16, 2017
Where's Pickle in all of this?
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 16, 2017
Sorry dog, not today pic.twitter.com/UT4jnwKjKA
— Dog and Kitty (@dognkitty) August 16, 2017