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I Hate Lucy: This Redditor doesn’t know it, but he just came up with a great premise for a Red Pill sitcom

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I Love Literally Hitler

I Love Literally Hitler

So a new Redditor has wandered into the Red Pill subreddit, that bastion of enlightened male thought, bringing with him a tale of woe:

58  Rant/VentingFeminism Has Destroyed My Family (self.TheRedPill)  submitted 21 hours ago by TiltMyBrain  Wife has been a screeching Hitler for 30 years. Sexless marriage since the wedding reception. Daughter went to college and became a self righteous social justice warrior. Son goes to college and now thinks he is gay. Other son is so disgusted with modern women he refuses to date the pigs.  Time to plan exit strategy pronto. There is no "family" in America.      121 comments

I don’t know about you, but I would totally watch that sitcom.

In the Red Pill subreddit, though, the fellas didn’t see much humor in his situation (and only a select few even suspected a troll).

While quite a few thought that Mr. TiltMyBrain had brought the situation on himself, others came to his defense. After all, during the years in which his wife morphed into Hitler and his gay son became gay, he hadn’t yet gotten the Good News of the Red Pill, and didn’t realize he could totally stop the wife-Hitlerization, son-gayification process by being a huge dick to everyone in his family.

FiveRows 35 points 16 hours ago   It's easy to write this off as his fault, but he was likely just doing what all parts of society was telling him was the right thing to do.  The younger folks here don't realize how different things were before this information was available at your fingertips. And even now, it's usually a traumatic or catastrophic life situation that forces someone here when they can't find answers anywhere else.  Entire countries of men have been brainwashed over the past several decades. Reprogramming yourself against everything you've been taught is no simple process and usually involves some amount of anger and pain. Hopefully this guy can start putting things together now and improve his situation.

Others had more practical suggestions:

erqos 1 point an hour ago   Those brats are corrupted beyond redemption. If I were the patriarch, they would no longer be part of my household. They'd be on their own. I'd write them both a formal letter concisely explaining my decision that I no longer want anything to do with them. I'd sever ties completely.

H42 1 point 20 hours ago   Ditch the USA and make a new Family 2.0 in a better country.  Or just get out, and selfishly tend to your own needs & desires. There is nothing wrong with that plan.  Do it smart, never mention your plan to your wife & family. Cash out, and just disappear over the horizon to a better life.

LMGulf -2 points 16 hours ago   Cut your loses and start fresh. Either that or go with a triple murder suicide. though the latter wouldn't really do you any good. You should just liquidate some assets and hide them away (retirement fund). Pack one good traveling bag and hit the road. Walk the world and live like a true free man should! The only laws you need obey are streetlights directed at pedestrians and no loitering signs!

I’m hoping that last comment was meant as a joke, but on The Red Pill subreddit it’s impossible to tell.

For many, the crucial question of the day was whether TiltMyBrain’s son was irredeemably gay, or simply so disgusted with the sorry state of modern women that he decided to be a pretend gay because it’s so much easier than being a straight man. Because that’s totally how sexuality works.

MagnanimousGenius 10 points 15 hours ago   Nothing wrong with being gay, but I think he's implying that all the leftist rubbish has led to a confused son who is "gay"  A few of the other (sexually frustrated) guys in my extended group seem too uncomfortable with their masculinity to go after girls, so they resort to coming out as "bi" or "gay" because it's the easy way out. Then they get very comfortable falling into the beta bitch personalities and get all their validation from the girls in our group by being their funny "gay friend"  Because they realise that women are fickle and go after masculine men, but are too afraid to be masculine, and hold out for a unicorn all the while adhering to the tenants of feminism i.e. being a neurotic, people pleasing door mat for women  Not that these guys are open with their sexual frustration, but you can see it written in their face and everything they do.

Ill_mumble_that reminded the rest of the crucial problem with the son’s possibly pretend homosexuality: All his sperm is going to waste.

Ill_mumble_that 5 points 17 hours ago   Nobody wants a gay/lesbian child because it decrease chances of procreation. Same thing with sterile children. The hard thing about gay though is that they still have the ability to procreate, its not a physical limitation but rather an artificial one created by sexual orientation

And while we’re on the topic of sperm going to waste, a few of the regulars wondered how the OP had managed to have children if the marriage was sexless. A couple of wisecrackers provided a hilarious answer.

Well, hilarious if you’re a regular on Stormfront or Chateau Heartiste.

]ShadowWriter 1 point 8 hours ago   How did you get three kids out of a sexless marriage?      permalink     save     report     give gold  [–]ISODAK 3 points 6 hours ago   permalink     save     parent     report     give gold  [–]TestosteroneFilled 0 points 5 hours ago   Oh his friends Tyone and Jamal helped out a bit I heard.

Ha ha! He was cuckolded by black men with hilarious black names!

You know, guys, if you’re really that obsessed with this particular scenario, there’s porn for that. Hell, there’s porn for pretty much all of your ridiculous Red Pill fantasies.

In fact, I’d recommend that everyone posting on The Red Pill stick with porn, forever.

H/T — TheBluePill subreddit. Heck, someone there even came up with the sitcom joke too, though I totally swear I came up with it independently myself! Another Blue Piller helpfully provided this artistic rendition of a Screeching Hitler.

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